expecto patronum
i think you are cute :)

floatingdownrivers:

Guess whose back

Back again

PLUTOS BACK

TELL A FRIEND


nixsrebellionoflies:

me: pluto is a planet?

me: PLUTO IS A PLANET?!

me: *SCREECHES* PLUTO IS A PLANET! 

me: *runs down the street at 3am* PLUTO IS A PLANET!

me: *raises the dead* PLUTO IS A PLANET!


the-clone-clubber:

Pluto right now


relas-telvanni:

Dear Pluto

You’ve always been a planet in my mind. Always.

Sincerely
Me


communistbakery:

I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing

(Source: communistbakery)


officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

image

DO NOT


jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

(Source: terrorkion)


gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level


pikachucastiel:

pluto coming back like


boys-and-suicide:

raksolnikov:

parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

This would push through so many barriers

(Source: dstoevsky)


wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating


hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me